What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 03:55

Diamonds Are Forever
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
What is the story behind bhai dooj?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Is it because Trump is impulsive that he is never on time?
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-J W Pepper
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Why would an older small breed dog become obsessive about hygiene?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
Octopussy
Dr No
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?
-”Ah so!”
A View to a Kill
From Russia With Love
I am 13 and I am planning to run away. What should I do to succeed?